“Obsess about it. Reproduce it, and sell it. Censor it. Celebrate it. Practice it as much as possible. It will never lose interest, and it will never lose power. Fighting it is to fight a losing battle. So just let sex win.” – What We Believe (032c, Issue 28)
The shorter our days get, the more importance socks gain. Because they are so effective, they often lead a strictly utilitarian existence. It’s unfair. When you think about it, just because something has practical value, we need not reduce it. Just imagine treating sex this way. Ridiculous! Sex of course is a necessity. Not for its contingent reproductive benefits, but to connect people and to keep us warm. The number one rule to doing it right: you have to respect it. Follow the instructions on 032c’s new socks and “remove before sex.” The classic white crew sock stitched with this message and the 032c logo looks just as good on your feet as they do crumpled on the floor.